A brunette and a blonde were roomates in a walk up apt. One day, the brunette looks out the window and frowns. She turns to her blonde roomate and says, "Oh great! Here comes my boyfriend carring a huge bouquet of flowers. That means I'm gonna have to spend all weekend in bed, lying on my back with my legs spread 5 feet across."
To which her blonde roomate replied, "Wouldn't it be easier to just use a vase???"