The Male Forest

Two months back I posted a thread in praise of "Carpet" and the natural look of a woman ("what happened to the trees"). Judging by the 3 pages of responses, it became evident I was not alone in my worship of fur.

It occured to me, "I wonder how the ladies feel about male carpet"?

For the longest time, I remained in a state of "naturalness" till I met a totaly awesome L2 provider in Garland who stated in her website that "smoothness" will be rewarded wih better service! I immediately jumped for my razor!

So ladies, here's the question: Male carpet or no male carpet, do you have a preference?

Off the topic, anyone ever notice that in all the old Tarzan movies, he was usualy clean shaven and bare chested? (probably didn't have carpet either, but then, he was a "swinger"!)
I prefer shaved or nicely trimmed. Particularly if the gent enjoys having extra attention paid to "the boys".
Iaintliein's Avatar
The Male Forrest:

Because unscreened clients are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.



Regards. . . Ya'll
Fiero's Avatar
  • Fiero
  • 06-24-2010, 04:20 PM
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Precision45's Avatar
Shaved smooth all the way to where the sun doesn't (normally) shine. I've found with the younger ones, they prefer the least amount of hair as possible. Plus shaved gives the illusion of a bigger pecker and some of us need all the help we can get.
Fiero's Avatar
  • Fiero
  • 06-24-2010, 04:57 PM
I can't shave enough to create that illusion...lol
Mesquitor's Avatar
Ouch! I've nicked myself with the razor. OH DAMN!!!! NOT THERE!!!!!
MacTheKnife's Avatar
These are all you need.



Torito's Avatar
These are all you need.


Originally Posted by Mac92451

I bought that shaver. The fine screened shaver is excellent. See those blades on either side? They can bring on lots of blood for me.

Torito
I bought that shaver. The fine screened shaver is excellent. See those blades on either side? They can bring on lots of blood for me.

Torito Originally Posted by Torito
I have the same shaver too. First time I used it was the day before I was to meet the venerable Reese Foster. Guess what...had to cancel the appointment because I knicked Jr. at the base of the mountain. It was bad enough explaining to the SO how much I hated my male forest, and why I wanted it shaved when she didn't care either way.

But, I figure if the ladies do it for us, and there is an overwhelming desire that we be well-groomed...oughta make the effort fellas.

BTW, I've learned how not to knick myself while using the Norelco Body Shaver, and am on my second one (they are slippery in the shower and break easily).
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  • spudd
  • 06-27-2010, 08:51 PM
I've been told by a provider that she won't perform BBBJ on subsequent visits if I don't get rid of the forest. I didn't make a repeat visit.