What's your most awkward encounter?

I had a recent client insist that he wanted to marry me repeatedly throughout the encounter, and I didn't get the impression that he was joking, or on anything. When I agreed to entertain the fantasy for the session, he told me he was serious, volunteered all kinds of information about himself, and I felt sorry for the guy. I don't know about anyone else, but I wouldn't base a serious relationship off of a one time sexual encounter. He then tells me he wants to be a cuckold. Ok, explains why he wants to make a provider his wife, but still!

Then there was a kid who emailed me, ignoring the clearly stated text only that is in every ad I post, who STILL ignored it even with a brief reply and a reminder of this policy who asks what's the youngest I will see, and then asks of I'm going to card him. Automatic rejection because FUCK THAT! Go find someone else willing to risk LE and statutory rape charges. Won't be me!

Lastly, another recent client with big plans for the millions he'll he rolling in soon. Holds the conversation as if he can do whatever he wants with me once he has money. Not sure what gave him that impression. I am strictly incall, and that isn't changing for this guy and his supposed bank roll. All kinds of reasons to think he was full of it, but I love how suddenly he thinks I'll do anything he says without boundaries if and when he has his millions. The audacity of some people...

The last one sounds extremely familiar! I had a guy saying he was gonna have me for the weekend and "break all the rules" once he got his money. He said he didn't want me seeing anyone else til he got his money bahahaha!!
My most awkward though had to be my client that had me lay flat on my back starring at him for our entire session. No touching just starring. Longest session ever!

The last one sounds extremely familiar! I had a guy saying he was gonna have me for the weekend and "break all the rules" once he got his money. He said he didn't want me seeing anyone else til he got his money bahahaha!!
My most awkward though had to be my client that had me lay flat on my back starring at him for our entire session. No touching just starring. Longest session ever!

Me: MOM?!!
Her: knotty?!!
Me: im so embarrassed i cant look at you.
Her: ok. We can do do doggy greek
Me: SCORE!!

One of my reviews in Dallas had me with a provider I went to college with. During her on top she wouldn't look me in the eyes.

Having said that, it was a good time. She has a real life bf that she loves very much.

Scsholar does he know though?

Once, I was with a provider who was calling out my name during sex, along with ecstatic moans...thing was, she was calling out the wrong name. Instead of calling out Harry, she said Henry. It wasn't all that awkward, and made for a good story later. Now, the time my wife called out another man's name was considerably less funny!

Me: MOM?!!
Her: knotty?!!
Me: im so embarrassed i cant look at you.
Her: ok. We can do do doggy greek
Me: SCORE!! Originally Posted by knotty man

Once, I was with a provider who was calling out my name during sex, along with ecstatic moans...thing was, she was calling out the wrong name. Instead of calling out Harry, she said Henry. It wasn't all that awkward, and made for a good story later. Now, the time my wife called out another man's name was considerably less funny! Originally Posted by 3daygetaway

Me and my mate sitting at a table in the Bellagio in Vegas, table full of working Ladies across the way, we bought them a round and joined them, one of them grew up in my home town in bum fuck Texas, I was friends with her Father, she is a couple years younger than my 2 kids, took her a few minutes to recognize me. I made it all cool with her, she was stunningly Beautiful and asking 8 bills, I just couldn't do it, not because of the $, I paid the same later to another Lady. We had some great laughs

Well, this one time at band camp ...

I once got a quicky bbbjcim in Prague standing in an alleyway within sight of Wenceslas Square.

She was, well, let's just say less than remarkable looking and she propositioned me after seeing me at an ATM machine. I was, however, mildly drunk and horny. It was awkward..and also awesome

On time a client called me "daddy" and then quickly acted like it never happened.

One time I queefed really loud after a hard fucking, scared him, and made a weird squeaky noise after.

I hate those times when we are having flirty small talk while I try to seductively unbutton his shirt or pants and it's quickly thwarted as I awkwardly stand there in my stockings feeling like I'm trying to untie a ball of chords.

Once in Malaysia I was at a brothel run by what I'm pretty sure was a Chinese mafia. None of the girls looked particularly happy to be there but cultural differences being what they are I didn't read much into it.

Then, in mid session, the girl I was fucking was clearly in pain and then she started crying softly.

It's the first time I've been pretty certain I witnessed a legitimate situation where the girls may not have been there voluntarily.

Pretty sure that qualifies as awkward...

Each and every one

I agree. The most awkward one is the one I'm in, or going to be in next. I have gotten a little less anxious going into the set up and getting there, but after about 15 hookups with the wonderful ladies here, I still get a big awkward, anxious feeling when I get to the in all. Fortunately the increased pulse and slight apprehension and shyness, has not hampered my ability to thoroughly enjoy the sessions. It may even add to the stimulation and excitement.im sure I'll get to some point where this subsides, but for now, it is part of the hobby for me.