CONGRATULATIONS ... LL THE COWARDLY IDIOT!
Despite the fact that a whopping 53 votes (count 'em) were cast ... only two votes ... (separated the 7 candidates) ... from first and last place.
LL The Cowardly Idiot clung to a narrow lead throughout and eventually emerged victorious in the Special DOTY (Not DATY) poll!
What makes this victory even more historic would be:
LLIdiot also tied (JDIdiot) for 2nd place ... with 8 (count 'em) votes!
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF ECCIE PF POLLING HAS ANY CANDIDATE WON THE TITLE AND ALSO TIED FOR 2ND PLACE!
LL ran a spirited campaign throughout ... with only 2 (count 'em) votes ... separated ... the 7 candidates.
It should be noted that LL's hand-picked "SUCKESSOR" JDIdiot tied LL The Cowardly Idiot for 2nd place.
Congrats to JDIdiot! (Maybe Next Year)
Listed among the final list of 7 (outstanding) candidates were a number of very qualified Idiots: TurdyIdiot, GayReyIdiot COIdiot (and he did not even have to nominate himself) and last but certainly not least JLIdiot, errr DSKIdiot.
One thing that nearly propelled TurdyIdiot to victory was the following stunning feat:
BBBJ Giveaway ... 28x MSOG! ...
Unfortunately, two relevant questions remain unanswered:
Q1: Knowing then ... what is known now ... would LL The Cowardly Idiot ... "still" support ... the ill fated ... and ill advised ... Spring of 2003 ... Invasion of Iraq?
Q2: Did TurdyIdiot ... "SPIT" ... or ... "SWALLOW" ... 28 x ... MSOG?
The final poll results follow:
LLIdiot ... 8 ... 80.00%
LLIdiot ... 9 ... 90.00%
JDIdiot ... 8 ... 80.00%
COIdiot ... 7 ... 70.00%
GayReyIdiot 7 .. 70.00%
TurdyIdiot 7... 70.00%
DSKIdiot 7... 70.00%