Shit, carrots, and tennis balls

I saw a provider from BP last night. We had the most amazing time. However, the mood went sour when I ejaculated on her face. She was very angry and threw punches at me. Luckily, I turned quickly so my back absorbed most of the blows. She was disgusted and repulsed. I had the most amazing time.

Hahahahahaha nice warning dude !

You have to tell us who it was.

You have to ban the OP...

I know that I can be pretty slow but what the heck does that have to do with shit, carrots, or tennis balls ?

I saw a provider from BP last night. We had the most amazing time. However, the mood went sour when I ejaculated on her face. She was very angry and threw punches at me. Luckily, I turned quickly so my back absorbed most of the blows. She was disgusted and repulsed. I had the most amazing time. Originally Posted by mr_jdigital

Haha....funny.

Yeah you the one that shit on the bathroom floor