Shit, carrots, and tennis balls

I saw a provider from BP last night. We had the most amazing time. However, the mood went sour when I ejaculated on her face. She was very angry and threw punches at me. Luckily, I turned quickly so my back absorbed most of the blows. She was disgusted and repulsed. I had the most amazing time.
Hahahahahaha nice warning dude !
Trey's Avatar
  • Trey
  • 06-08-2013, 11:22 AM
You have to tell us who it was.
Wakeup's Avatar
You have to ban the OP...
I know that I can be pretty slow but what the heck does that have to do with shit, carrots, or tennis balls ?
ZedX79's Avatar
I saw a provider from BP last night. We had the most amazing time. However, the mood went sour when I ejaculated on her face. She was very angry and threw punches at me. Luckily, I turned quickly so my back absorbed most of the blows. She was disgusted and repulsed. I had the most amazing time. Originally Posted by mr_jdigital
Haha....funny.
jstone420's Avatar
Yeah you the one that shit on the bathroom floor