Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

This weather is cause for a little laughter.. Here are a couple of my favorite naughty quotes.. Post yours as well and lets have a laugh together

"Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity".
~Remy de Gourmont

"That's what I love about high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age." - David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) in "Dazed and Confused."

"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television".
~Gore Vidal

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"-
"City Slickers" – Mitch.

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." ~Henry Miller

"What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex… You know, see what happens."
"Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" – Champ Kind.


XOXO Mackenzie Wright


Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one

appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.
~Marquis de Sade
Nice post. I would add that at times, sex "with laughter" can be a natural thing (obviously!). We all have our experiences with certain unplanned hilarious "events".
We all have our experiences with certain unplanned hilarious "events". Originally Posted by Zhivago52
Boy isn't that the truth I am happy though that I can also say some of my most enduring friendships resulted from spectacular mishaps.. I think it is safe to say the ability to recover one another after some such moment; is perhaps one of the better preludes to Genuine Unhindered Enjoyment Thank you also for the kind words.. I am flattered & happy to have entertained you..... ~ XOXOXO
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Remember that money will never be able to buy love..... but it will rent the hell out of it!
Remember that money will never be able to buy love..... but it will rent the hell out of it! Originally Posted by kenzsquatch
Hahaha now that right there is funny, I don't care who you are Thanks for the laugh luv.
~XOXO
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Women need Romance for an orgasm; men only need friction.