Review: Andrea Swallows Bullshit

Date: 7/27/14
Provider: Andrea Swallos
Phone: 858-859-1274
Email Address: andreasage1994@gmail.com
URL / Website: http://eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=234350
City: dallas
State: Texas
Address: galleria
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: SPENDING MONEY & WASTING TIME
Session Length: HHR
Fee: $30 Review Special
Hair Length and Color: long brown
Age: 21
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: banged up 5-7 125# tall spinner type
Recommendation: No
Damn that sucks that's why the first thing I do when I see a provider is get the donation when I'm on the way and a little extra just in case so I don't have to worry about getting it last minute, also I wouldn't of put the fee on if you never actually paid her for the session, sucks you had your time wasted though
bigmonsta's Avatar
Damn. That sucks
Wow. Just Wow. My condolences on a waste of time and money.
txexetoo's Avatar
Seems like there is blame on both sides
Seems like there is blame on both sides Originally Posted by txexetoo
Yeah she called me last night and said a guy that wanted to see her had been drinking and wanted to grab some drinks at the bar downstairs and he didn't have the donation on hand and was saying the ATM wasn't working and he wanted her to ride with him on his motorcycle to go get it and she said she didn't feel safe since he had been drinking that night and she texted him that she was busy after he left to find another ATM and get beer, since she didn't feel comfortable seeing him and him bringing more beer especially since he only wanted to do hhr and she spent more time drinking the two drinks downstairs with him, if what she said is true I think she did the right thing in not seeing him after what happened
txman123's Avatar
Damn man, miss Andrea seems to gen a lot of on/off, hot/cold.

Sorry you got taken for a ride, hope you had good time in the bar.

Not picking on you, but you should have gotten money way earlier,
I learnef the hard way too.

She damn sure should have let you lnow
the time constraints while drinking on your tab.
Assuming she even knew the dates were being made.
Rule number one is always carry the exact cash before you go in.
Time is money for these girls and she is totally cool.
I totally understand why you got blue balls and was upset about the whole situation but this would've not happened if you brought the cash amount, am I correct?

So she didn't even take any of your partial donation is this correct???

She can easily put alert on you in the powder room or in the alert section for guy not showing up with the right amount am I my correct?

The right thing that she should've done is say, hey you don't have the right amount I'll see you when you do have the right amount goodbye.
And you going to see a provider should've known better than to have the amount she requested and 130 is not a lot my friend.
macbeth1000's Avatar
I have to agree with jake here
You&Me's Avatar
That's too bad. Both parties are partially to blame, but more on the guy. Andrea should have told him upfront to reschedule the appointment.

One doesn't show up at an appointment unable to pay or play, on both sides. It is a cash business. Showing up without cash is completely on you. Even the thought of " hey, we can ride my bike to at ATM and get some " should have been handed prior to the engagement. I completely understand, and agree, her point of view.
catbanger's Avatar
She has no problem driving while [#15 - There is no place in our forums for the general discussion or speculation of illicit drug use. This is to be considered a forbidden topic and mention of it will be removed] but she won't ride a hog with a drunk behind the bars?

Seems like there is blame on both sides Originally Posted by txexetoo
I agree, but the blame here is way more on him than her. Providers do not hang out with clients at bars, even if he is buying her drinks, unless it is agreed that he is paying for her time to do so. Even though he did not get anything BCD, the OP scheduled for 30 minutes and pretty sure he got his 30 minutes and then some shooting the breeze at the bar and all, he just never paid for it other than the cost of the drinks, (it is the same principle at any strip club, choosing to partake, you have to pay for yours and her drinks, even if you do not get any dances). I have seen Andrea just once back in March, and I did not see any sign of her pimp then, and believe me, I looked because I knew she had at least one. I hope she has changed for the better, especially her actual session (especially her IOP because it was like fucking a corpse during penetration), as I did not like having her either play stupid or having to coach her through my entire time on how to do everything.