AD things that set off your alarm?

I thought I would say a few things in an ad that set that little bell off in my head(HMMM?? Things might be a little different than I think.)

1. I will do massages and dances for you(usually means big upsell for anything else)

2. No record of phone number on Google ( usually means that she doesn't want her old number looked up for whatever reason. Not always though.)

3. Porn star pics in the ad. ( To me this is a definate bad pic ad and one to avoid like the plague.)

4. Very bad grammar. ( Again not always but this usually means your dealing with an uneducated person and anything is possible. Ring Ring!! )

5. I'm very thick. ( Now I want all the ladies to know that I think some of the bigger ladies are hot and attractive but to say thick is trying to hide it.)

6. Upscale gentleman wanted. ( I hate this one. It usually means I only want to see a higher price point so I can do little for more)

7. I'm a five star escort. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? It's a total bullshit thing to put in an ad. It means nothing)



Ok these are just a few and you can add your own in.

Ladies I don't say this to demean anyone it's just that some of you providers need to change it up a little and try something else in your advertising. Most of you are pretty honest ,sexy and hot

1. 100% Independent. . . Usually means there's management. Why should a lady have to say she's independent if she's not?

2. Your Wish Is My Command. . . This sends out an alert that lady is willing to BBFS for either said amount or as an upsell.

No functioning review links.

I have trouble with the coy way some ladies state their limitations, basically just meaning they will not do bbbj.

Something stated along the lines of "I will not engage in any activities that may compromise my health, so please do not ask".

Okay, I won't ask,

. . .but I won't call you either!

If the photos show a dick I will steer clear.

Very low volume... Hurry i fill up fast... LOL

1. Its me or its free!

"Its not me!"

2. The "entrapment" clause about police not contacting her

"I have been arrested before and/or I don't screen well and I will be arrested soon."

3. I love white boys "picture."

"I'm NBA, and just to piss you off so you won't try to call Im posting this........my pimp is veery black though......"

4. I'm a Busty Big Booty BBW,.......

Your supposed to have big titties and a large ass.......are you curvy and perky when your clothes come off too?

5. Call for an experience you will never forget.

"I'm gonna rob you."

6. Google me.

I don't have any reviews.

7. Please wash your ass disclaimers.

She attracts stank ass clients who don't wash right.....can you say yeast infection.............

8. I'm superhead and the best at top!

I'm CBJ Only!

9. I'm fetish friendly.

You can shit on my chest..........and I will put gummies bears and peaches up my anus and slowly feed you treats one by one.

10. I'm up 24/7 all night.

I'm on drugs and/or I haven't made quota for my pimp.

11. Two girl show availiable. Incalls only.

We are gonna rob your ass. She has the taser and Ill get your money. She's next door.

She's under the bed and I'm going to kiss you at the door and strip your pants down to your feet right next to the bed so we can clean out your wallet.

Ones that say "im the best you will ever have"... that usually means that they are going in it thinking they are all that... and wont adjust how they do things by reading ur body language... There is always someone better and everyone can always improve..

1. Its me or its free!







9. I'm fetish friendly.

You can shit on my chest..........and I will put gummies bears and peaches up my anus and slowly feed you treats one by one.


. Originally Posted by gimme_that

Now THAT is hilarious!!

Oh, the "Leaving today!" ones, repeated five days in a row.

If the photos show a dick I will steer clear. Originally Posted by pyramider

Pyramider you are a sick fuck.lol Sick but funny

That was funny gimme that

Mid-30s MILF (in reality Mid-40s GILF)

Nice pics but strategically placed props. (I'm larger than I say or I'm covered in ink up to my ass).

For me, the "Spidey senses" begin to tingle when there are NO review for the provider - on this site, The othER site, Google, etc.
Other items include: Pictures are too professional (rip off from elsewhere?) and no personal website besides the ad...
Stay safe, have fun!

When I see super professional photos and NO website, that's usually a red flag to me.