Steven Seagal is thinking about being Arizona's governor.

This little meeting would have turned out so much different.


Seagal can intimidate Putin
He can handle Obama

Sheriff Joe won't endorse him, he's got his own gubernatorial agenda. Either way......

Now if we can get Chuck Norris to be governor of Texas.

Sheriff Joe won't endorse him, he's got his own gubernatorial agenda. Either way......

Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

So much for that retirement in Phoenix.

Steven Seagal....what a cheeser. Running around the country pretending like he's a cop. Just like he claims he was in the CIA. And dunces like the Admiral eating it up. Or is it just his magic marker hair that the Admiral finds so compelling?

He has made more shitty movies than Schwarzenegger might be a shoo in.

You know, no one has brought up the back story yet. Seagal would just be better than ...

...Stewart Smalley of Wisconsin

Why not. We need some comic relief.

He would probably be like ole Jesse Ventura, who managed to get elected, and then did not have a clue as to what to do after that.

The difference is Jessie KNEW his campaign was all a joke. Segal's ego is so big he probably thinks he can actually do a good job. I pity the citizens of AZ if it happens. But if they elect him they deserve it.

Steven Seagal is thinking about being Arizona's governor. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

If elected Steven Seagull is Arizona's problem, not mine!

He is a typical Seagull. Through his illustrious film career he has perfected the art of shitting and squawking!

Shitting and squawking is certainly something JD Idiot identifies with!

Big Tampon is starting to get it. The states can do what they want?

You know, no one has brought up the back story yet. Seagal would just be better than ...

...Stewart Smalley of Wisconsin Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

Wisconsin?

You're off by one state, JDIdiot!

Steven Seagal - isn't he the dolt who was boinking the baby sitter while he was married to Kelly LeBrock?

No, that was a Kennedy that was screwing the "underage" babysitter while married. Then, as a good catholic, he had the marriage annulled making his children illegitimate. At least he didn't kill anyone. Class act those Kennedys.

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