Baseball analogies for sex!

Imagine a review written in baseball terms, lol.

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Jokes_by_E...s_for_Sex.html

Too funny.



And for more shits and giggles ...

Way back when we couldn't use terms like gfe and kissing ect in our ads I made one using baseball

First step: Get to first base ...

I want to slide into your dugout

I am not sure El Cid would appreciate that.

Okay....that pretty little Asian softball player ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ is sexy as hell!

Where is she.....and would she mind wearing that outfit for our date? Yum!

Her release looks like its over-hand; so, I'm thinkin knuckle balls on that one!

Ok, how about "A line shot up the middle" for Greek?

The shortstop goes deep in the hole.

He drilled one right back through the box

Then there is "on deck" and "in the hole"- especially with certain names like...

Mike Sweeney is in the hole. (Say it out loud.)

So. I got to first base via intentional walk.

Then I stole second without a throw from the catcher.

I thought I had stolen third base, but the official scorekeeper ruled it "defensive indifference".

I thought I read the sign from the coach that there was a squeeze play to get me to score, but I misread the sign and was called out. (Turns out it was a safety squeeze, I turned it into a SUICIDE SQUEEZE.)

Can you say "A GOOD YEAR AT THE PLATE"?