The Gorilla
A man and his wife went to the zoo.
They came to the gorilla cage and the wife began to tease the gorilla.
She pulled up her skirt and flashed him, pulled out one of her boobies and licked on it.
Pulled down her panties and lifted her skirt. The husband watches intently getting a
bit aroused himself... And the poor gorilla is about to tear the cage apart he is so hot.
Suddenly the husband grabs the door of the cage, rips it open and throws the wife inside.
Then He says; "TRY TELLING THAT SOB YOU'VE GOT A HEADACHE."
(Bet this would work for a tooth ache or any other excuse huh?)