Best Club in the Quarter

I'm traveling to NOLA in the next few weeks with a date and we've discussed visiting a strip club.

We are staying near the quarter. I know people generally complain about the strip clubs in NOLA.

But if you had to pick one, keeping in mind it will be a couple going, which one do you like?
Penthouse
Rick's
Hustler

In that order.
penthouse allows more boobs in your face and girls sitting in your lap during lap dances... the other clubs are much more strict nowadays... if you're just going to tip the stage, penthouse and rix have decent quality girls, hustler is good during the day time: free bbq and courtyard. For your lady, guy strippers are on Burgundy st at a gay bar called Corner Pocket, 10pm-2am.