Happy and Healthy Hooker ThreAD

If you are a happy and healthy provider please check in here to say hello. Healthy means someone who takes care of herself and isn't fat.
Damn
Age doesn't matter either. Lots of ladies in their 50's are hot but dont let their body turn to garbage.
Madeline Swan's Avatar
What is your definition of fat? One man’s thick & curvy is another man’s fat! I’m 5ft4 147lbs 36DD-28-36 (but my DD’s almost DDD’s weigh about 6lbs each! I’ve checked! 12lbs of a natural rack would bring me to 130 something lbs. If you prefer spinners you might consider me fat! I consider myself thick and curvy. Definitely not a bbw, but definitely not a skinny Minnie!
mastermind238's Avatar
Fat you are not. Curvy and thick? Maybe. Luscious? Definitely.
Latin_ATX's Avatar
Damn I need to book with Madeline
CountryGentleman35's Avatar
Ms. Swan, I’d consider you “SPECTACULAR”!!
Madeline Swan's Avatar
Well thank you, guy’s! There’s something out there for everyone! One man’s trash is another man’s treasure! You have to know your worth comes from the inside whether man or woman. I don’t need any outside validation anymore, but it’s nice to hear! Lol. I’m know I’m damn sure not perfect and I’m old as dirt (in hobby years @ 38), but I’m totally cool with that! I can find beauty in nearly just about anyone. It’s too bad the hobby is kind of like the porn world in that much of your business is your looks, but in the hobby it’s more than that to a lot of gentlemen.

Do you just want an 18 year old pretty face & perfect body to use as a hole, or do you want a little flawed beauty? We’re each beautiful in our own way. It’s just preference.. your current sexual mood and whether you want novelty or familiarity. There’s some really “mature” providers that are less than average in looks, but they may have great bcd skills or they’re just a special lady you feel you can connect with that can hold an actual intelligent conversation, not going to judge you or be inhibited, because she’s already seen and tried most everything out there! Maybe her personality is easy going and she radiates warmth and affection.

Gotta love the hobby! Variety is the spice of life right?!
If you dont know if you are fat or not, you're fat.
Risn2TheOccasion's Avatar
What I hate about the review boards is, not every guy has the same likes and dislikes. Also, there are some of us who like a variety of looks. My reviews are about my experiences and have nothing to do with another guy’s expectations. Read between the lines and throughly do your research.
Fat = NOT HEALTHY good info to know..
I know OBESE is not Healthy..
I know skin and bones is not healthy



I could /can get to my ideal weight in 60 to 90 days almost any one can unless they are obese.. But it is not a healthy way to do it really even though you are eating healthy etc etc...you are shocking your body from extreme to extreme but as long as you have a healthy heart it can be done with no side effects.


So I will post on here in 90 days for what the OP says is healthy..
But I am HEALTHY HEALTHY NOW TODAY..heart is like a 17 yr old runner

I have more energy than most 21 yr olds can not beat.
Vibrant with some jiggle when I wiggle ...lol according to the OP NOT HEALTHY so give me 90 days Ill post a picture and see if skinny healthy meets the ops requests...
SO not checking in right now...LOL
Latin_ATX's Avatar
Madeline swan is fine as hell