Should I become a Pimp??

The more I think about it and given what has been discussed in the last few days, I'm thinking that I have a unique skill set that should qualify me to be a pimp.

1) I know the metro backwards and forwards...every nook & cranny. The hott as well as the discrete areas. I could offer out call transport to the entire metro and outlying areas.
2) I simply love painting toenails and shaving legs etc.
3) I have made numerous back channel connections over the years.
4) I spent quality time hanging with the most successful agency owner(rip)the metro has seen. Watching him in action taught me a lot.
5) Being in business for myself for the majority of my adult life, no matter what is called for, chances are I know a guy....or girl.
6) If done correctly, there is no reason with the cash flow in the lifestyle, it could support paid vacation, healthcare, security, 401k and of course bail bonds.
7) It's been said that I can spot an SPA a mile away..

It's been many years since I put a resume together, so hopefully this will suffice. I'm very curious to see what y'all think. I'm open for objective suggestions and of course critisism.

Your humble bitch,
MW

Yeah but do you know anything about that thing they call the intranet?

They say you can connect wit people....

How adept are you at taking pictures of your ladies with your smartphone?

I am sure JR could provide information from AY.

I am sure JR could provide information from AY. Originally Posted by noleftturn

Or perhaps Mizzou could.

malwoody, do you have the correct oversize tires for your car?

I gave you a yes, can I get a discount?

You might want to do a little weight training to get your pimp slapping hand in shape first. Nothing worse than a pimp who pimp slaps like a girl.

Wow, this made the "Current Poll" on the home page. Congratulations, you are going National.

Let me give you a few tips and advice on how to be a successful and thriving pimp. 1st throw all your conscious and decency out the window. Because being a pimp you shall not care who you hurt or manipulate. This is all about YOU and YOU are the boss, a king or a daddy if you will. Whatever name suits you properly. 2nd, you have to create a stable. Preying on single mothers who are struggling financially are great targets! Don't be too straight forward you plan on having her sell her ass for your personal gain, promise her a better life. Bitches love better lives!! Oh yeah, we are no longer women you refer to us as bitches and hoes, like I said, decency out the window! Then you pretend to love us and REALLY care about us, gaining emotional control is all control. Pimps only dress and drive pimp stuff. I will have to send you to google to gather info on the "How To Look Like A Pimp" book because there, I cannot help you. And to keep your bitches in your stable, threaten their life, their well being and even throw their children into it. Because to be a pimp you must not care who you hurt. And all money is YOUR money. She will only get what she needs only if you believe its needed. While you blow the hard earned money she made on more flashly pimp gear. So if you are really considering being a pimp, I hope these rules and tips help you make your decision. Hope I helped you with your question

Have you picked out your shoes yet?

If you want to be the best pimp in the world there is only one thing you need to do. All you have to do is watch the South Park episode called "Butter's Bottom Bitch". That will tell you everything you will ever need to know.

Well said KAT--all of this tomfoolery and poking fun--hides the real truth of exploitation deceit and manipulation that those who are "pimped" suffer. Old human traits, power and greed at play for sure!!! This hobby should be legal and in the open--maybe someday lol

Kat,
Roboz is correct.
Please excuse what I assume is malwoody's humorous attempt of simply keeping this issue on the front page, that several of us have joined, as that other thread was closed.
Your presentation is spot on, and hopefully, some of the naive folks will see the light.

Can MW pass the written exam?

Circle one from each row:







Please remit test results and Postal Money Order for $79.95 payable to "BCD" in a brown paper bag behind the dumpster at Coaches.