a cowboy was being arrested by on older policeman that he knew fairly well.The cop was giving the cowboy a rough time, knocking him down in the mud, taking away his boots. The cowboys looks up frow where he is laying in the cold mud and says to the cop (Bill) I heered you ran into you ex a the Union Club and asked if her new boyfriend was disappointed by her poor old wore out vag, and she said, Soon as he got past the wore out part, he liked it just fine
from the book by Burke, Light of the World