Worst Hobby Experience?

I live in Georgia, but I'm posting this question in the Dallas forum because the Atlanta forum is all but dead. What is your worst hobby experience ever??? I recently had mine last Saturday. My wife was out of town visiting sick family and wouldn't be back until late that night. So I decided to meet with a provider. I did a quick backpage search and found a sexy 18 year old red head. She said she could meet me right away. I drove to her incall at a nice hotel. When she opened the door I immediately noticed she had large red blisters all over her face. I told her she shouldn't be taking appointments until her blisters cleared up and that I didn't feel comfortable going through with the appointment. I volunteered to give her half the donation fee. I then called plan b provider from backpage and setup an appointment. I showed up at her incall at a cheap motel. I got comfortable and laid on the bed. She climbs on top of me and started ridding me cg. I immediately realized her body smelled very funky all over. She bent over to kiss me and her mouth smelled like a recent client with diarrhea took a shit in her mouth. I should've got up and left, but I was horny and my wife was out of time. I couldn't stand the smell so I tell her to roll over and I would do her from the rear. When I get home my whole body smelt funky. I took a shower, but I still smelt like funk. Realizing my wife would be returning home that day, I took a second shower. That got most of the funk smell off my body, but my dick was still smelling like shit. It probably didn't help that I was in her back door without a raincoat. After applying several neutralizing chemical agents I was finally able to get the smell off of my dick. Moral of the story is you get what you pay for. I'm done with backpage. I'm strictly sticking to eccie providers from this post forward.

Too fucking funny!

wow lmao.

Why the hell would you have unprotected sex? And she smelled so bad...WTF!! Ewwww.

It probably didn't help that I was in her back door without a raincoat.

I don't have a worst experience that even comes close to this.

For your sake and the sake of your SO, you need to get tested. Seriously.

I don't have a worst experience that even comes close to this.

For your sake and the sake of your SO, you need to get tested. Seriously. Originally Posted by 7th is Heaven

+1...absoFUCKINGlutely.

Hotlips, they don't listen. This should have stopped at #2...