Straight Concierge Escort Job !!

HI EVERYONE!
i TYPED IN 'ESCORT' IN A JOB SEARCH AND CAME UP WITH THIS...
THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS, THIS IS CONCIERGE POSITION.
i HAVE not EDITED ANYTHING...omitted some things only
SOMEONE CLEVER AND BORED PLEASE MAKE THIS EVEN MORE FUNNY if you can!

Dang, I would love to do this job if it didn't $10 and hr!!
no wonder we girls like our more intimate provider assistance

job details

Shift Type Flexible

Provide exceptional service to guests by coordinating all guest requests for special arrangements or services. Serves as information center for all guest questions and requests and educates the guest on hotel services and city offerings. Escorts VIPs to assigned guestrooms, informing guests of hotel services, features and room amenities. Attends to immediate needs of VIPs upon arrival and follow through attention throughout stay.

Candidate Profile

Experience

Minimum one year experience in a similar capacity for a luxury or ultra-luxury hotel. Foreign language skills a plus.

Skills and Knowledge

· Detailed knowledge of area airports, restaurants, theaters, shopping, entertainment venues, directions
· Exceptional guest relations skills
· Multi-tasking skills
· Exceptional organization skills
· Computer proficiency
· Effective communication skills
· Ability to remain calm and collected in pressure situations
· Excellent problem solving skills
· Strong negotiation skills
· Excellent networking skills
· Flexible and accommodating
· Financial acumen
· Ability to creatively think on one’s feet
· Ability to stand for prolonged periods
· Ability to escort guests as needed
· Must have developed language skills to the point to be able to read and understand instructions, safety rules, etc.