It's hard out here for a pimp! (In my foooking Taraji voice)

So ya boy, Shine Da Great, is in the men's restroom at Onyx last night relieving lil baby Shine of that Hennessy, when the dude next to me pissing leans over and taps my arm. What da foook man!Shine is down with alot, but that ain't one. So this cat is like hey brother you like black chicks? Um, what the foook you think man. So while lil baby Shine is in my right hand he, while still pissing, hands me a card to his escort/ modeling agency. I'm like ok man, whatever. You know Shine is always a good guy and no one can ever have enough pus connects. So eccos and eccas, is it really that bad for pimps now they got to solicit dudes while pissing? Treyway! Toodlez...
LMFAOOOOO.
LMFAOOOOO. Originally Posted by Kammye
Kamo, darling, you are my foooking eccie crush. Shine Da Great lubs your leotards. Treyway! Toodlez...
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So eccos and eccas,is it really that bad for pimps now they got to solicit dudes while pissing? Treyway! Toodlez... Originally Posted by shinepro
I'm in tears laughing so damn hard right now.
At least he didnt lean over and say, "Tight dick, playa!"

Amway!!!! Toodles...
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Haha that's funny.

Hell he might be pimping some of them hoes working at Onyx. If not he's in recruit mode.
  • pxmcc
  • 08-30-2018, 08:57 AM
hey pimps gotta make rent too..
"Do you like black girls?" in a black strip club. dumbest question ever..

btw, is onyx rockin some hotties these days? always been a mix of hotties and fatties from my many visits, which is just fine by me. my strategy has always been to find the hottest girl in the club n make her my date for the evening, hopefully..
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btw, is onyx rockin some hotties these days? Originally Posted by pxmcc
I'm sure they are.