Oops It Was An Accident!


I was at the gym this rainy morning. When I started doing sit-ups, I hit a gas pocket and made a little poot. I said, “Excuse me” to the lady next to me. She rolled her eyes and moved away.
So I ask you the reader this question. When you have a gas leak do you 1.) Pretend that nothing happened or 2.) Do you bother to say excuse me?
bbkid's Avatar
  • bbkid
  • 02-13-2012, 04:10 PM
I usually say, Ahhhhhhhhh.

(btw, nice new pic, mikki)
Thanks bbkid.
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I check my britches to make sure it wasn't a shart...
Wakeup's Avatar
Little?
john353's Avatar
Little? Originally Posted by Wakeuр
LMAO!


Mikki...are we being modest here? Are you sure it sound like the equivalent of a dump truck firing off?
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That's my question too John! What was "little"? If it was like a construction whistle going off at lunch break, then yeah, I'd probably apologize...if it was a slient killer, I'd sit back and wait for the reaction to the smell and then laugh...

What...the...fuck...I'm not EVEN going to show you the PM I just got from her...
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LOL Mikki! Don't you hate when that happens? It depends on the situation for me. If I'm in public and I think no one noticed I act like nothing happened. If I'm sure someone did notice I would be a bit embarrassed, laugh, and say excuse me. I don't know why anyone would get offended or pissed off about it though, it is a natural body function that unfortunately we can't always control. It is totally embarrassing when it happens during sex though.
LOL@1ThickBlond! I probably would have played it cool but it was only me and this other woman. I guess she has never had a gas leak. LOL!
boardman's Avatar
Catnip makes me gassy...ijs
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That's my question too John! What was "little"? If it was like a construction whistle going off at lunch break, then yeah, I'd probably apologize...if it was a slient killer, I'd sit back and wait for the reaction to the smell and then laugh...

What...the...fuck...I'm not EVEN going to show you the PM I just got from her... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
ROTFLMMFAO!!

My next question is...was there really an apology or a Betty Boop imitation of...

"Oopsie...I pooted!!"
LOL @ALBR23! Yes those exercises sure do work out the digestive system don't they. LOL!
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When that happens, I TOFTT and try and inhale it all in so as not to offend anyone with the odor. I could take my own with a smile...but others....not too much.
This is probably one of the oldest videos on the web, but still cracks me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5FxOe4gxk