"Like what?" his buddy asks.
"Last week I asked the train conductor for two pickets to Pittsburgh"
"I did something similar the other day," says his friend.
"My wife and I were having breakfast and instead of saying 'Honey pass the butter' I said 'You fucking bitch, you ruined my life!!!
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