What do you call two or more Irish people in a park eating sandwitchs together ?
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A MICK NIC...
- normalguy21
- 03-16-2022, 09:53 PM
- Bella.bae
- 03-17-2022, 08:35 PM
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- dilbert firestorm
- 03-27-2022, 12:12 PM
- normalguy21
- 04-01-2022, 12:35 AM
- DazedConfused
- 04-01-2022, 11:37 AM
Definition of an Irish queer? Someone who likes women more than drinking!!
- The_Waco_Kid
- 04-15-2022, 08:00 PM
Definition of an Irish queer? Someone who likes women more than drinking!! Originally Posted by DazedConfused
what do you call two gay guys in Ireland?
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
how many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
three. one to hold the light bulb and two to get drunk enough for the room to spin.
baahhahahaaaaaaa
- Michael8219
- 04-16-2022, 03:56 PM
Two Irish couples decide to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says: "I wonder how the girls are getting on".
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says: "I wonder how the girls are getting on".
- The_Waco_Kid
- 04-16-2022, 11:55 PM
in NYC one day a Irish man, a jew and a gay dude are walking down the sidewalk when a city bus blows a tire and runs them over, killing them.
they find themselves at the Pearly Gates in front of Saint Peter, who tells them "God made a mistake and you weren't supposed to die today. that's the good news"
and the three of them look at each other then ask "What's the bad news?"
Saint Peter tells them that God will let them live but they must give up one of their vices.
Saint Peter says "you mr. Irishman must give up drinking Irish whiskey"
the Irishman thinks about this and says "Okay i can do that"
Saint Peter says "you mr. Jew must give up coveting money"
the jew thinks about this and says "Okay i can do that"
Saint Peter says "you mr gay dude must give up anal sex"
the gay dude thinks about this and says "Okay i can do that"
suddenly the Irishman, the jew and the gay dude are back in NYC on the street.
as they begin to walk down the street, the Irishman sees a sign saying "Irish whiskey 50 cents a shot". well the Irishman begins to shake and convulse and then runs into the bar and buys a shot.
Poof there goes the Irishman!
the jew and the gay dude see this and realize God wasn't kidding!!!
so as they continue to walk the jew sees a $100 bill on the ground. well the jew begins to shake and convulse and then bends over to pick up the $100 bill and ..
Poof there goes the guy dude.
bahahahaaaa
they find themselves at the Pearly Gates in front of Saint Peter, who tells them "God made a mistake and you weren't supposed to die today. that's the good news"
and the three of them look at each other then ask "What's the bad news?"
Saint Peter tells them that God will let them live but they must give up one of their vices.
Saint Peter says "you mr. Irishman must give up drinking Irish whiskey"
the Irishman thinks about this and says "Okay i can do that"
Saint Peter says "you mr. Jew must give up coveting money"
the jew thinks about this and says "Okay i can do that"
Saint Peter says "you mr gay dude must give up anal sex"
the gay dude thinks about this and says "Okay i can do that"
suddenly the Irishman, the jew and the gay dude are back in NYC on the street.
as they begin to walk down the street, the Irishman sees a sign saying "Irish whiskey 50 cents a shot". well the Irishman begins to shake and convulse and then runs into the bar and buys a shot.
Poof there goes the Irishman!
the jew and the gay dude see this and realize God wasn't kidding!!!
so as they continue to walk the jew sees a $100 bill on the ground. well the jew begins to shake and convulse and then bends over to pick up the $100 bill and ..
Poof there goes the guy dude.
bahahahaaaa
- normalguy21
- 04-17-2022, 11:56 AM
I asked for a mr potato head toy as as a christmas present one year when i was a kid and my dad said dont play with your food son
- ben dover
- 05-10-2022, 07:36 AM
An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a policeman pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.
He says: "Have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
He says: "Have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
- Johnnyshakes
- 07-23-2022, 06:11 AM