DWI advice

Are there any lawyers in here that could PLEASE give me some DWI advice......

A Question of Legality

Back when I was drinking, I'd keep the number of a local tow truck driver handy. So when I'd had too much to drink he'd take me and my car home. Comes out to be about $20 more than a two way cab ride.
But... sounds like you're way past that point.