Dear Spanky

It's me, Dear Spanky. Your friendly Arkansas eccie advice columnist. Hit me with any question about advice you need, and I'll give you some free advice about it.

It most likely won't be good advice. But I'll be less bored and other people may be entertained.

Whats up with bitches?

Dear Spanky,

I am a numbers person and I like a good value.

When I see rates based on minutes (60/$300, 90/$400), gets a better value per minute ($5.00 / $4.17). Most of the time I will go for a longer time cause it's a better value for me.

But then I will see a rate where it is the opposite. (60/$300, 90/$500) where it's ($5.00 / $5.55).

Why are some a worse value?

Thanks,
Exchequer!

Whats up with bitches? Originally Posted by BK

To paraphrase a lyric from Cats (the Musical):

They will do as they do
And there's no doing anything abou-a-wow-t it

So Dear Abby, sorry Dear SpankyJ, a nice tight ass or one with some cushion for the pushing?


And also should you let your filly run with the herd or keep it in the stable? My guess is both might be the same

Dear Spanky,

I am a numbers person and I like a good value.

When I see rates based on minutes (60/$300, 90/$400), gets a better value per minute ($5.00 / $4.17). Most of the time I will go for a longer time cause it's a better value for me.

But then I will see a rate where it is the opposite. (60/$300, 90/$500) where it's ($5.00 / $5.55).

Why are some a worse value?

Thanks,
Exchequer! Originally Posted by Exchequer

As someone who almost always books longer apointments, I have wondered this myself.

Here are my thoughts:

First, maybe some ladies just like shorter appointments and want to de-emphasize longer ones by making them not as good of a value.

Also, if a provider is popular and knows she can book all the slots she has available anyway, it wouldn't be in her financial interest to book discounted incremental hours when she could book full price individual hours.

Finally, I think some think of their per unit of time rates as absolute amounts and not amounts per minute if that makes sense. For instance, one lady I saw had an hourly rate of 300. I assumed her 90 minute was 450, but nope. It was 500. Why? Because her half hour rate was 200, so she added her half hour rate to her full hour rate to come up with her 90 minute rate.

Probably a thing to think about is that they don't necessarily only give a break on multi-hours to make it a good deal for us, but because it's less effort for them to get ready for a 2 hour appointment than 2 one hour appointments. Of course for most they will see some incremental revenue from discounted incremental hours because they don't necessarily book all their time consistently. Some money is better than no money.

Just some theories. I'd actually love to hear some of the ladies' thoughts on this.

Dear Spanky, how long do you think you will be on here before you get banned?

So Dear Abby, sorry Dear SpankyJ, a nice tight ass or one with some cushion for the pushing?


And also should you let your filly run with the herd or keep it in the stable? My guess is both might be the same Originally Posted by WMJ4657

I've seen and enjoyed ladies with both types of asses so I don't think it has to be mutually exclusive. Anyway it's all just down to personal preference.

I'd let my filly go renegade personally. No herd or stable needed!

Dear Spanky, how long do you think you will be on here before you get banned? Originally Posted by Baconman

Well, it's a good question. In the couple of weeks since I got back on I have not gotten any additional points and all but 5 of my old points expired. So I've got 20 to play with. I bet I survive at least through the end of the year.

I'd let my filly go renegade personally. No herd or stable needed!

So you have more than one filly.

I'd let my filly go renegade personally. No herd or stable needed!


So you have more than one filly. Originally Posted by WMJ4657

Just some theories. I'd actually love to hear some of the ladies' thoughts on this. Originally Posted by SpankyJ

Spanky,


Thanks! They do sound logical but as with you I would love to hear other thoughts.

So you have more than one filly. Originally Posted by SpankyJ

Did one of your fillies slap you, your crown is crooked?

I am like Ex would love to hear the ladies thoughts

One other topic being an out of town,state, visitor I notice nearly every week the same group of ladies have posts at 9pm every week!

Are these ladies associated? Maybe a booking agent?

Thanks for your insightful thoughts

One other topic being an out of town,state, visitor I notice nearly every week the same group of ladies have posts at 9pm every week!

Are these ladies associated? Maybe a booking agent?

Thanks for your insightful thoughts Originally Posted by WMJ4657

Well last time I commented on this topic I ended up with enough points that I got a ban out of it so I probably shouldn’t give any theories about that.

My assumption is that they have absolutely nothing in common and that posting at the same time each week with similar ads is nothing more than an odd coincidence.