Sorry lil' thang...but I already have children to spoil. Perhaps you should take nosweat's advice to heart and post your "Open for Business" sign somewhere and point the customers to the appropriate points of entry (so to speak).
PM me Ms. Diccup, I fired my SugarBaby about 3 weeks ago and am considering a new one. Just don't think I'm going to be monogamous...Maybe I'll have Jewish Lawyer draw up our contract.