how many a yer dates ended up ...shovel ready?

Plastic Man's Avatar
just wonderin ...hows many times ya ...hads ta ...turn ...ta yer trusty bag a lime afters a ...sexy time encounter?
12InchClock's Avatar
Wtf
offshoredrilling's Avatar
is like on time ?

that NEVER happens
JONBALLS's Avatar
i think it was narcolepsy so

just finished and left

never repeated
12InchClock's Avatar
Oh. I almost did once. Girl started getting outta line. Ended up just shaking her and she obeyed after that.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
lets all pray that Plastic Man did not do himself in

because of the icky outage

Amen
Carlos Danger's Avatar
The best funerals always have the eulogizing done in a dirty Santa suit whew
12InchClock's Avatar
Plastic man you are a murderer.
Only .....with....Plastic mom....
Plastic Man's Avatar
Plastic man you are a murderer. Originally Posted by 12InchClock
never ...convicted
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never ...convicted Originally Posted by Plastic Man
elghund's Avatar
never ...convicted Originally Posted by Plastic Man
Lighten up, Francis......


elg......
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
So none of you understood that?
I did. So did Jonballs.

a/k/a:
"Are you done yet"?
Or
"We're almost out of time".

Damn, if I understand Plastic Man, maybe I should worry about....
Nevermind, I'm probably already further along than he is.
12InchClock's Avatar
I guess there are multiple interpretations...