Why the Baseball Bat?

Why is Obama on the phone holding a baseball bat? Did he tell Michelle maybe she should start shopping for clothes at KMart?

http://whitehouse.blogs.cnn.com/2012...-baseball-bat/

Valarie told him to hold it. Oboyking does what Queen Val says. He's a Good Boy...

He thinks he plays for the Chicago White Sox.

He's hoping to channel real Chicago values, namely Al Capone.

you white boys don't know what a real dildo looks like????