Witty seasonal ad titles

I like to think I'm witty(I know I'm not but I like to think so damn it)& here's one I thought that may be great to entice the guys looking for COB activities.

"Santa Baby, won't you cum down my titties tonight?" With musical notes around it. Ladies feel free to use that, merry Xmas.

Anyone else have any ideas about humorous/witty ads? Post em here & let's see what some of you real witty folks come up with.

Lilguy

Or my favorite would be, I'm bored and want to fuck, oh and Merry Christmas...

Bad Boys - Bring your lump of coal and we'll fire something up!

Santa Comes Once a Year - Can you do Better?

Need a Yule Log - 4" Minimum

Holidays Suck! And so do I - BNG Specials

Looking to blow a few Bucks for Christmas - BNG Specials

Stocking Stuffer Specials

Grinch Therapy this Week. Guaranteed you'll Cum around

MM's 3 holes ad would've gotten me as I love the ladies who provide Greek. As for Loxly if the ladies offering the BNGs were cute & did CIM or COF I'd be on those too.