Closest Thing to a Geisha Experience?

Hi - I started thinking about the old Japanese geisha tradition, and wondered what the closest thing to that experience is in Dallas today. I don't mean an hour in an AMP, I mean like two or three hours of being pampered, including soaking and being washed in a tub, being dressed; but maybe including just chilling, having a drink and a cigar, nice meal, that kind of thing. All the while being attended to by a sexy lady who was good at what she did.

Does that kind of thing even exist anymore?

Your best bet would be to find the provider you like and ask her to research on Geisha traditions. Have her cater to your request. I spent many years in Japan, even there in mainland Japan their are only three practicing traditional Geishas that I know of and zero in Okinawa.