funny moments in real life world that make you think about the hobby world...

OMFG...I am sitting here watching ice age with my 5 year old grandson....the movie is almost over and he looks at me with a big smile and states very loudly "Nana I Love happy endings...do you??".........I had to go in the other room and get a good laugh!!

Then I am driving by a mattress store in Springfield Mo today.....it's sign outside read "Make sure you know who you are sleeping with if you want a happy night's sleep'!


Share some "hobby & sex related" things you have encountered in your real world everyday life....

Place I used to work had a safety program, part of which you had to be fit tested to wear a respirator. One day the super was going over the orientation checklist with a new employee who was a young attractive woman. When he got to the respirator question he said "Have you been fisted?"

Each year, the human resources lady at work wants me to select a provider for the year.

LOl good ones!!!

When I lived in Texas, there was a sign for "The best escort service in Texas" on my way to work. It was for a company that escorted trailers hauling oversized loads.

Each year, the human resources lady at work wants me to select a provider for the year.
Originally Posted by El Cid

There have been times when an attractive woman who was representing a different plan had asked me.
"Have you chosen your provider sir?"
And I wish I could say...
"Yes, I choose you!"

Great thread. This is sorta related. .
Just a few weeks ago I had a meeting with a gorgeous interior designer. I had made final stain finish selections from her wood samples and was returning them to her at the meeting. When I saw her I said "I have wood for you". She smiled and said ..."why thank you but I'm married. But you can be my eye candy at the product luncheon!" We had drinks and a good laugh afterwards. Had to get a "massage " afterwards. ...

Wood and stain go together.
Just ask Monica Lewinsky

Hows this for irony?
My baby dad was in my ear yesterday bc I called my daughter in law a cunt. ( shes more of a twat than cunt but whatever) and he starts giving me a lecture about how ugly the word cunt is... suddenky he says "what if somebody started calling you a cunt?" I laughed and replied to him with "fuck it, id own it." lol

oh and my instagram user name is ur_moms_a_whore haha
yeah, I have no shame

OMFG...I am sitting here watching ice age with my 5 year old grandson....the movie is almost over and he looks at me with a big smile and states very loudly "Nana I Love happy endings...do you??".........I had to go in the other room and get a good laugh!!

Share some "hobby & sex related" things you have encountered in your real world everyday life.... Originally Posted by DallasRain

You could have told him his grandma has given more Happy Endings than Mother Goose and Disney combined. That mattress company needs to hire you as a product tester.

lol I luv the answers!

UGOT....lol yep!

Today when i was taking him home on my way to KC he says "Nana where ya going?"... I said I was going to travel for work....he says "But Nana you don't work".....LOL

lol I luv the answers!

Today when i was taking him home on my way to KC he says "Nana where ya going?"... I said I was going to travel for work....he says "But Nana you don't work".....LOL Originally Posted by DallasRain

He's a smart boy! It's all PLAY!

������So true things like a toothbrush or bath brush������

LOL...I was at the hairdresser the other day....We were talking about yelp when The lady ask me "to give her a review"!

I went to a Shoe store for a new pair of Sneakers. I was fit by a very attractive young lady. She was on her knees in front of me checking the fit of the shoes I was trying on. She looked up at me and smiled. My cock grew instantly, she stayed down there and fiddled with the shoes a little more looking up at me, she stuck her tongue out at me slyly and grabbed my knees and pushed herself up from the floor grinning from ear to ear. Needless to say I bought those mother fucking sneakers. She may not have realized just how close she was to getting pecker slapped in the store in front of all the other customers!!