to my favorite trolls: just no. you have a thread reserved just for you. you have unrestricted license to troll me in perpetuity in that thread-you will be on topic so no points or Rtms ever-so go there and jack off til you nut all over yourself.
if these sorry peeps cannot help themselves, mods if you can't control these sorry trolls hijacking perfectly acceptable threads, you should just quit today, as you have 0 raison d'etre on this website. and if i hurt your feelings, go ahead and ban me. i could give exactly zero fucks.
ok so alot of you probably already know i have a short fuse. i have put many holes in walls with nothing more than my skull. once i hit a stud with my forehead, but that time i left no hole in the wall. that was fun..
so anyway, what the fuck happened to google? bitch just needs to be broke up.. their new motto should be "Just be evil." they should rename their signature car program from "Android Auto" to "Auto Zombiestein" as it is the love child of a Zombie and Frankenstein that lives around and in your dash. you can't kill it; it never sleeps. you literally have to be a computer dweeb to kill this thing by going into something called the Root file, which automatically voids your warranty. noice..
so Android Auto is annoying af. when someone texts you, Android Auto sends an Auto text back "Can't text. I'm driving. My Altima." you literally cant do shit in your car with this monster lurking inside your dash. so first time this happened, i thought, "oh probably just need to adjust my settings and should be gtg." aww hell naw. aint gonna happen unless you're a computer science baller, which i'm not. im a geek and a digger, but not in Comp Sci. TurboPascal sucked donkey balls imho..
supposedly you can just tweak your Do-not-disturb settings to turn it off by election. nope Google disabled all that with their latest update. "fuck you, we're google goddamit!"
well i really don't appreciate pretty much anyone telling me what to do, least of all some Big Brother we-rule-the-world fuckers in Silicon Valley being my personal car nanny, so i said fuck it, let me just uninstall this pos. Nope. they integrated this fucking program into the Android Operating System. i thought it was a joke. nope. let me say it again. "fuck you, don't you know we're google engineers?" oh shoot i forgot..
so then i said let me just disable this pos, and forced stop for good measure. yes, it let me do that! sure. freedom! then i used Bluetooth in my car-intentionally avoiding any direct linkage that might wake that nightmare pos up- to blast Beethoven's 5th in 3rd ward when i was picking up one of my gals. (it was on my bucket list. i was extremely big pimpin ballin
in the hood..)
then i see a text notification. i look down. "Can't text. I'm driving. My Altima." i almost stroked out. ya i have anger management issues..
so fuck google. how's Apple, anyone..
oh by the way, if any hot ho calling herself Girly Love ever tries to hit you up, she is not just a no. she's a keep her 500 feet the fuck away from anything you own, call the cops, open up your can of bear spray and make ready to fire, hell fucking no way no how kind of no. when these hot ebonies leave the N-girl group, they go straight to shit in a handbasket. i thought their pimp trained 'em mo betta dan dat..
oh and does anyone know why google is engaging in this fuckery? i'll check back on the answers from the Fremont Street Experience, if time permits. Rory suggested I ditch the hoes; pussy is distracting. i have to admit he might be onto something there..
til then, peeps, fooking toodles, and good fooking riddance 2020. you won't be missed...