Bartender lines them up and asks "So what's the occasion?"
Guys says "I just had my first blowjob"
Bartender says "Congratulations! Let me buy you another!"
Guy says "No thanks, if 12 shots can't get rid of the taste, nothing will"
~*~*~*~
Guy walks into a bar and orders six shots.
Bartender says "Celebrating something?"
Guy says "I just found out my oldest son is gay"
Bartender tells him how sorry he is to hear this.
Next week, guy walks in again. Orders six more shots.
Bartender "More bad news?"
Guy says "I just found out my youngest son is gay too."
Bartender again says how sorry he is.
Next week. Same guy. Same six shots.
Bartender says "Geeze! Doesn't anyone in your family like fucking women??"
Guy says "My wife"
~*~*~*~*~*~
Question: Why don't single women fart?
Answer: They have to get married to have an asshole!!!
