A man had two red ears and so went to the doctor. The doctor asked the man, "What happened to the ears?"
"Well, I was ironing me shirt and the phone rang... and instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up me iron and stuck it to me ear."
"Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But that doesn't explain the other red ear. What happened to your other ear?"
"The son-of-a-bitch called back."