Strange Gifts

Over the years I have always been given gifts by some of my clients, or the guy will ask me when he is on the way if I need anything. I get the usual wine, etc. Which is cool and trust me it gets consumed. I was thinking last night about the weirdest thing I got. It was from a new client, he asked me if I needed anything, and I requested a large diet coke from McDonalds, the dollar menu.

He shows up with a can diet coke, banana, and those cottonelle wet wipes.

I didnt ask...

So ladies and gents, what is the strangest gift you have received or that you have had requested for you to bring?

A large dildo. Bizarre I know...

How large?

chella you are so interesting!

I once had a client who gave me a bag of cheetos and a box of froot loops...he said he had read in my likes page of my webpage that I enjoy that mixed together dry in a bowl as a snack!

Love cheetos and fruit loops. But I cant eat fruit loops, too many colors, I have to eat one color at a time...yes I am weird, and it drives me nuts, dont even talk about fruity pebbles!! lol

lol Chella!

I usually get personalized gifts from my friends...like old fashioned coke in the bottle or funky knee high socks.
I did recieve a pair of granny panties once ... and the guy had me wear them during our session!

One guy in Bama went to some south american country, asked me if I wanted anything, I told him a blanket, I love blankets. He brought back a moomoo....

Do I come across as the kinda woman who wears a fucking MOOMOO! It was pretty, so I gave it to my Mum.

It's rodeo time and a guy brought me over a brand new boot jack. Love it!

no Chella,I do not see YOU in a mumu!

Woohooo yummy marie..thats cool

What is a boot jack?

What is a boot jack? Originally Posted by chellachella

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boot_jack


I guess im pretty boring I have only given lingerie, booze, or cold hard cash. I almost prefer the extra tip...I mean...that is part of the reason this profession goes on right? But if the lady wanted/needed something else I wouldn't have a issue if I can get it safely.

my SO asked me if I knew what a bootjack was...DUUUHHHHHHH I AM from Texas and that is a staple there...lol!

Its funny, but I am from Texas as well...I always removed my boots the old fashioned way. Apparently I'm moving Up in the world...LOL!

lol--my father-in-law has three of them....and twenty pairs of assorted types of cowboy boots!

Funny this came up....my daughter wanted to buy some cowboy boots yesterday,I told her she would not find iny in New Orleans....I told her she was gonna have to order them or make a trip to Texas......well dammit she did find some here!!! They now have a Cavanders on westbank that is kickass!

back to topic..I guess I have been in this biz too long...I could name a long list of weird things I have recieved! lol One that seems to stick out in my mind is the free usa today that the hotels have in the lobby! The guy actually brought it up to me and said he got me a gift! wtf??

Now as far as good gifts....A certain guy on here from Nola gave me 3 gift cards to home Depot...I needed a freezer really bad,so it actually paid for the whole freezer! That was awesome!

LOL I used to see one of those in the doorway of my uncle and aunts home as a kid, never knew what is was. Do now, and I need one!