Truth in advertizing

First - I'm a freak. The providers that I have seen will verify that. I contact providers through ECCIE and P411. I only schedule through P411. My desire is to not waste anyone's time and to get what I want. ECCIE advertisements declare that the author is a "Greek goddess" or "cumslut extraordinaire". I contact them and they say "not into that babe lol". P411 providers have never failed to perform the posted activities and frequently expand on them when we discuss my interests. The activities this provider enjoys in her personal life are spot on. So, why the fuck doesn't ECCIE have a clear concise descriptor of what is on the menu. The hyperbole on ECCIE is fucking off the charts.

Eat some Cheetos ...

Think about this a little longer.

First - I'm a freak. The providers thaHoehave seen will verify that. I contact providers through ECCIE and P411. I only schedule through P411. My desire is to not waste anyone's time and to get what I want. ECCIE advertisements declare that the author is a "Greek goddess" or "cumslut extraordinaire". I contact them and they say "not into that babe lol". P411 providers have never failed to perform the posted activities and frequently expand on them when we discuss my interests. The activities this provider enjoys in her personal life are spot on. So, why the fuck doesn't ECCIE have a clear concise descriptor of what is on the menu. The hyperbole on ECCIE is fucking off the charts. Originally Posted by rocky50

Pics too dawg, these hoes be lyn! I have 2 NO reviews to share.

Advice taken - not Cheetos but HEB ranch flavored tortilla chips. Really cleared the air. ECCIE is probably all about the reviews. I'm really not being sarcastic. Thanks

So - since MARVIN ZINDLER shut down the Chicken Ranch in LaGrange has commercial pussy returned?

Fuck MZ dawk. Here for da hobby...

Fuck MZ dawk. Here for da hobby... Originally Posted by christopher bede

What in the hell is a "Dawk"?

In her haste to type she misspelled. It happens.

You know that mpg in the window sticker that the fucked up EPA requires? ......

.....it's measured driving downhill in neutral with premium gas, air conditioning off, the spare tire removed, and an Ethiopian driver.

You're just not gonna get there.

Fuck MZ dawk. Here for da hobby... Originally Posted by christopher bede

You're trying too hard

Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

SC, are you a turk? *swoon*

On topic, what's the problem with just sticking to the P411 gals, then?

On topic, what's the problem with just sticking to the P411 gals, then? Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Any idea how many squirters there are that don't squirt on p411. Truth is no more prevalent there than here.

Another fricking joke is "Very open minded" ...yea right.

Fuck MZ dawk. Here for da hobby... Originally Posted by christopher bede

Lmao

Now the semi-white girls are tryin' ta soun all ghetto n shit.

It's a fucking pandemic!