A Taliban's frustration

A fleeing Taliban fighter, desperate for a drink, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he came across a little man at a stall selling ties. "Do you have water?" the Taliban rebel asked. "No, but would you like to buy a tie? $50." "Fool!" shouted the fighter. "I don't need an over-priced tie. I should kill you, but I must find water first." "OK," said the stall owner. "It does not matter that you do not want my ties and that you hate me. I will show you I am a bigger man than that. If you continue over that hill for about five kilometres, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice-cold water you need." Muttering, the exhausted and thirsty fighter staggered over the hill.................. Several hours later, he staggered back. "Your filthy swine of a brother won't let me in without a fucking tie."

First time I've ever heard that joke with the main character being in the Taliban. Odd.

Now that is good!!!!

good joke

Must have been Lucey.