domination/farting dilemma

I love two things: being controlled by a dom and facesitting/assworship. Although to really get the suffering aspect from being a sub, I've found face farting to be the true/worst form of suffering. Forcing me to smell it while you're smothering me is a huge turn on. This fetish came on to me last year out of the blue and I kinda hate that I like this. But who knows it could be hilarious. I usually don't mention it but are there any ladies that would do this kind of thing? Anyone else into this?

You know I’ll assist you in this department!

What!? My heart literally skipped a beat. You are truly a gem.

In 1996 at the orlando arena in florida i stopped a OZZY concert mid song from the mosh pit with a 25 second fart .



The music stopped the lights went out and about a 20 foot clear circle developed around me and OZZY says over the microphone -Who is this Crazy fuck that can part the red sea ?
Trying to steal my thunder ? Want to get on stage with me ? Whats your Name ?


As i made a Bee Line for the side of the arena i yelled out -Brussels - Brussels Sprouts !!!


Ozzy Says -What the fuck did he say his name is ? Fucking Brussels ? Brussels Sprouts ? Who the Fuck names there Kid Brussels Sprouts ?



Just as my ass made it to the toliet seat i hear the riff from the song IRON MAN start .


i spent the rest of the concert on the shitter as i had at a full bag of frozen brussel sprouts about 10 hours earlier and had drank a 12 pack at that point ,.


Becarful what you desire the arena was sold out and water cannons were being used to cool people off in the mosh pit when i let the fart and it stopped the WHOLE SHOW .


There was even a small side note artical in the orlando news paper in the right up of the concert .
Type O Negative was the opening act and i heckled the fuck out of the lead singer from front row right beside the reporter from the news paper that the rest of the show the reporter keep a eye on my crazy ass ..


Strange but true !!!!!

Wow

Sorry for the bad spelling in the post above .

Was going down the road in a lifted 4x4 it's kinda bouncy.

What Bad Smelling?

I scanned the ticket and it is my current avatar from the 1996 OZZY Concert that got interupted by a BRUTAL GUST from my ass.

I love two things: being controlled by a dom and facesitting/assworship. Although to really get the suffering aspect from being a sub, I've found face farting to be the true/worst form of suffering. Forcing me to smell it while you're smothering me is a huge turn on. This fetish came on to me last year out of the blue and I kinda hate that I like this. But who knows it could be hilarious. I usually don't mention it but are there any ladies that would do this kind of thing? Anyone else into this? Originally Posted by Dallaslayne023

This cracked me up. Thank you.

In 1996 at the orlando arena in florida i stopped a OZZY concert mid song from the mosh pit with a 25 second fart .



The music stopped the lights went out and about a 20 foot clear circle developed around me and OZZY says over the microphone -Who is this Crazy fuck that can part the red sea ?
Trying to steal my thunder ? Want to get on stage with me ? Whats your Name ?


As i made a Bee Line for the side of the arena i yelled out -Brussels - Brussels Sprouts !!!


Ozzy Says -What the fuck did he say his name is ? Fucking Brussels ? Brussels Sprouts ? Who the Fuck names there Kid Brussels Sprouts ?



Just as my ass made it to the toliet seat i hear the riff from the song IRON MAN start .


i spent the rest of the concert on the shitter as i had at a full bag of frozen brussel sprouts about 10 hours earlier and had drank a 12 pack at that point ,.


Becarful what you desire the arena was sold out and water cannons were being used to cool people off in the mosh pit when i let the fart and it stopped the WHOLE SHOW .


There was even a small side note artical in the orlando news paper in the right up of the concert .
Type O Negative was the opening act and i heckled the fuck out of the lead singer from front row right beside the reporter from the news paper that the rest of the show the reporter keep a eye on my crazy ass ..


Strange but true !!!!! Originally Posted by normalguy21

Nornalguy I love you !!!! Your story CRACKED ME UP!!!! YOU MAY WANT TO CHANGE YOUR HANDLE~ THAT DOESNT FIT YOU.... MY LOVE !!! I SAY that with ALL LOVE AND RESPECT !!!!

GREAT STORY !!!!

Nornalguy I love you !!!! Your story CRACKED ME UP!!!! YOU MAY WANT TO CHANGE YOUR HANDLE~ THAT DOESNT FIT YOU.... MY LOVE !!! I SAY that with ALL LOVE AND RESPECT !!!!

GREAT STORY !!!! Originally Posted by Zena

I changed my screen name a little while ago

I used to go by -SLICKAHHUGHS-


Names Eh



but thank you for loving me and i know i should change it but think of the real world my friends last name before he died was little and he was a giant 6foot 7 340 pounds .


another named tiny 6 foot 10 at least 400 pounds



All i needed was alanis Morissette smoking a cig

http://www.songlyrics.com/alanis-mor...ironic-lyrics/


Kinda like 35 lima running counter intel on cave men in the sand box ,how do you counter intel when there was no intelligence in your adversary to begin with .
Makes for long challenging days thinking maybe just maybe one day a light bulb might come on in the _---_--!!1! ass wipes heads but ---Eh -There still dreaming of virgins ...are the women with breath of a THOUSND YACK"S !!!

How does one fart on command?
Eat Taco Bell and pray it's just a fart????

lmbo

How does one fart on command?
Eat Taco Bell and pray it's just a fart???? Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

I know an Eccie provider in the Lafayette, La. area that likes to fart in guys faces. I have seen her Twitter posts about it.
I have also been with her, but not the fart part.