Now, isn't this a sweet story?!!

T.O.B.'s Avatar
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> How marriages work
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> Sound familiar anyone?
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> A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although
> very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his
> old buddies
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> So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
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> 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
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> 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face.. I' m going to have a beer.'
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> The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
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> She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of
> beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India
> ,etc.
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> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
> of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know....they have
> frozen glasses...'
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> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
> saying,
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> 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
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> She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
> chills just holding it.
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> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar
> they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long,
> I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
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> You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5
> dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
> mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
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> 'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's swearing, dirty
> words and all that...'
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> 'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn
> frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now,
> and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'
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> ..........and, they lived happily ever after.
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> Now, isn't that a sweet story?!!
ROTFLMAO
PoppyToyota's Avatar
Once you say I do, that's when you hear all of the I don't s and you can't s. Atleast that's what a wise man once told me.
Thanks Becky. that joke made my day!
cheatercheater's Avatar
Awwwwww How sweet that you told my story.

ROTFLMAO
Don't you just love romance?
otrdriver's Avatar
And they lived unhappily everafter!