Weekend at Biden's; Israel Gits 'er Dun edition

Basically; Biden was at the beach


Komrade Kamala was at a Beyonce concert


While Israel was hard at work alone - again.

As Israel engages in targeted military action against Iran, President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris are facing backlash for prioritizing personal engagements — Biden’s weekend trip to Delaware and Harris’s Texas rally featuring Beyoncé — amid growing concerns that a lack of U.S. leadership at such a crucial moment could further destabilize the Middle East.

Israel’s current offensive actions against Iranian military sites have triggered high alert across the region, yet President Biden and Vice President Harris have remained engaged with personal and campaign-related activities, raising concerns about the administration’s handling of an escalating crisis.

The Harris “rally” in Houston tonight has been described as essentially a free Beyoncé concert in her hometown, reportedly costing the campaign millions at a time when polling shows serious challenges in key battleground states...

In a statement, the IDF said:

A short while ago, the IDF completed precise and targeted strikes against military targets in a number of areas in Iran. Our planes have safely returned home.

The strike was conducted in response to the attacks by the Iranian regime against the State of Israel and its citizens in recent months. The retaliatory strike has been completed and the mission was fulfilled.

Based on intelligence, IAF aircraft struck missile manufacturing facilities used to produce the missiles that Iran fired at the State of Israel over the last year. These missiles posed a direct and immediate threat to the citizens of the State of Israel. Simultaneously, the IDF struck surface-to-air missile arrays and additional Iranian aerial capabilities, that were intended to restrict Israel’s aerial freedom of operation in Iran.

Iran fired hundreds of missiles directly toward the State of Israel during two attacks in April and October, and funds and directs terrorist activity through its terror proxies throughout the Middle East, in order to attack the State of Israel and its citizens.

Alongside Iran’s efforts to attack the State of Israel, Iran acts to undermine regional stability and security, and the global economy.

The IDF has a range of offensive operational capabilities, some of which were deployed today during the strikes on strategic assets deep within Iranian territory.

The State of Israel reserves the right to defend its citizens if the Iranian regime continues attacks against the State of Israel and its civilians.

The IDF is conducting ongoing situational assessments and is ready to conduct defensive and offensive action.

There is currently no change to the Home Front Defensive Guidelines. The public is asked to continue following the guidelines...

The Biden administration’s greatest achievement was informing the public that the office of the presidency is wholly unnecessary when occupied by a machine candidate.

That map…. Esfahan is Iran’s nuclear facility. Israel has potentially set them back decades. This is a good thing, but the mullahs are gonna be plenty pissed.

Welp... that was awkward. Turns out the notion that Beyonce was going to perform was faked news after all. Seems the cheapskates on the campaign advertised as such, but never dropped coin in pocket.

When the hoodwinked fans found out about ye olde switcheroo, they booed Kumallah and filed out.

Retraction buried on page 47 in the Cooking section...

...Komrade Kamala was at a Beyonce concert

... Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Totally forgot the film evidence.

Turns out the supposed Beyonce concert in Houston was broadcast as a Breaking News flash.

Kamala soldiered on to her adoring fans after Beyonce bolted without performing.

She looked powerful tired afterwards

Welp... that was awkward. Turns out the notion that Beyonce was going to perform was faked news after all. Seems the cheapskates on the campaign advertised as such, but never dropped coin in pocket.

When the hoodwinked fans found out about ye olde switcheroo, they booed Kumallah and filed out.

Retraction buried on page 47 in the Cooking section... Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do