Hussein’s Bucket List (or what he plans to do before the Senate goes Republican)

Sickpuppy's Avatar
Close Gitmo. Transfer remaining detainees to a new camp created in an abandoned AF base in Afghanistan, to be guarded solely by the elite Afghani military.

Grant amnesty to all illegal aliens in the US, who can prove residency as of January 1, 2015; in a presidential order carefully worded so that it includes his uncle.

Convince Ruth Bader Ginsburg to go ahead and retire for the good of the party, so he can nominate Eric Holder to replace her.

Appoint Valerie Jarrett as chief negotiator with Iran on a nuclear freeze (after all she was born in Iran – who’s better qualified).

Sign an executive order supporting Valerie’s miraculous accomplishment of obtaining a written guarantee from Iran, within only 2 days, that they won’t continue to enrich uranium and would NEVER threaten any other country with nuclear war.

Sign an agreement providing iron dome and anti ballistic missile technology free-of-charge to Iran to help them defend themselves from attack by the war mongering Zionist regime.

Take more frequent, extended-family world-wide vacations, including an apology tour of Iran.

Throw a presidential dinner on December 16th (the beginning of Hanukkah) honoring Hassan Rouhani in attendance, with only the Hollywood Elite invited and barring any photographs.

Award Harry Reid, George Soros, Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan and Jessie Jackson the Presidential Medal of Freedom Award.

Grant amnesty to Ahmed Abu Khattala, since we already know everything we need to know about Benghazi.

Grant amnesty to Lois Lerner, just in case a smidge of corruption surfaces sometime in the future.

(OK progressives – what’s on your wish list?)
Play golf.
TrailBlazer's Avatar
Don't forget Zero's last chance during the lame duck to declare martial law for Americans rising up against him issuing an XO on mass amnesty. Or his last chance to allow a major terrorist bomb in a major city and declare martial law and then collect all guns, rifles, etc. from PTSD sufferers and then law-abiding citizens. Would not put it past the Narcissist in Chief. I'm surprised Michael Obama aka Chewbacca doesn't play more golf with him.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Ignorant...
gfejunkie's Avatar
Ignorant... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
I agree with your self-assessment.

(BTW, if you are referring to the "sunshine vitamin" here...

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...0&postcount=25

That would be vitamin D, not A, ignorant.)