Lottery Ticket

Holding up a lottery ticket, a husband says to his wife...
"What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She says... "I would take half, then leave you."

"Excellent", he replies...

"I won 12 bucks. Here's $6, now get the f*ck out."

lol-=--good one!

Haha I gotta tell this one!!

I had a client bring lottery scratchers as a present the other day i was so excited lol but thats funny as hell.

Now that is funny.