i won the lottery

i won the lottery

This was funny... I hit 4 Numbers out of 6 on the lotto last week I was excited thinking I had hit something big but it was only $47. But Hey $47 is better than I had before I checked my ticket....

Now I have to sit and check the winners from last night.



M.M.

Similar joke:

"Honey, I won the lottery! Where do you want to go?"
"Wow, the lottery! Um, I don't know. Hawaii?"
"Great, pack your bags. I'm headed to Rio."

Last time I won anything it was an all expense paid trip to Viet Nam with the Marines, fortunately it had a return ticket!!