A new spa treatment.

http://www.fox4kc.com/news/la-heb-ee...,5946531.story

Holy CRAP! Sounds like a scene from a Stephen King novel. Or, perhaps a new interrogation technique for suspected terrorists? "Excuse me, sir, can I request waterboarding instead?"

This reminds me of a former patient who use to stick triple A batteries and then double A batteries up his peter... then he advanced to rolls of dimes. Why? Because he said the psych ward gave him better prescriptions. LOL

On a lighter note- I am coming back to Kansas City after being spoiled by the fine KC gentlemen last time. I am curious if there are day spas there that cater to doubles massages? Would be fun to get a massage while watching my date get one.. and then going to boink while still covered in oils!

This reminds me of a former patient who use to stick triple A batteries and then double A batteries up his peter... then he advanced to rolls of dimes. Why? Because he said the psych ward gave him better prescriptions. LOL Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

Speaking of meds and odd things inserted into one's penis . . .

There was a local gentleman (verified, and a good client, aside from the following small "special request") with a standing offer of $1,000.00 for any Escort or provider that would run an eight inch section of a specific type of lubricated barbed wire through his urethrae several times as he orgasm.

I wonder what type of medication he can get (or has been cheeking). Having always been terrified that something would go horrifically wrong . . . I politely turned him down every time he called.

There's also the former Plaza Escorts client that has a standing offer of $500.00 if the lady will squat in his kitchen and defecate into a cast iron skillet. Trick is, he pan is flaming red hot, apparently, he likes to hear his dinner sizzle . . . Again, I turned him down politely when he would call also . . . A few ladies actually went over to his house, none stayed more than a few minutes.

I suppose there may be a medication issue there too . . . No one has yet to take him (Mr. Eat Your Dump) up on his offer. The barb wire guy finally got a lady to insert the wire. He now would like two zinc electrodes in a lubricating conductive base inserted and attached by copper wire to opposing poles of a deep cycle marine battery.

Takes all kinds. I should write a book.

Kisses,

- Jackie

omg! that is a book id totally buy! Girl , i thought I had heard it all..but YOU have heard it all! WOW! LOL!!

I should write a book.

Kisses,

- Jackie Originally Posted by Jackie Devlin

Ok, but no pictures or "scratch n sniff" pages for the turd chef.

And to think I am happy with a BBBJ. Guess I don't know what I am missing...