Official Can’t be Hijacked Thread

Anything Goes …. Within posting guild lines … LOL

Has anyone else ever wondered why pizza comes in a square box?
Or how do they know when it's time to tune bagpipes?

And when one airliner almost flies into another...they call that a near miss...hell, that was a near HIT!

Exactly … LOL
It’s like …. Do illiterate people really get the full effect from alphabet soup.
One has to wonder J

So why do they call it a tooth brush instead of a teeth brush? Did the inventor only have 1 tooth.

Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin has decided to go after Christmas as a state holiday. Apparently she found out about Jesus' arrest record...

Why are there Braille buttons on the drive up ATM? Do they really think those will be needed?

If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?

Why the hell do people sit in the fast lane doing 55-60?

And why do old people drive vehicles that look like cop cars?

Both of those were actually more rants than they were questions.

AND how do blind people know when they're done wiping?

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why is it that ladies who advertise "100% independent" usually aren't? And the truly independent never feel the need to mention it?

Why is it that ladies who advertise "100% independent" usually aren't? And the truly independent never feel the need to mention it? Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Maybe because it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out who the true ladies are.

If fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

Does the light really go off in the refrigerator when you close the door? Do you know anyone who should experiment with this?

Girls who say "you won't be disappointed" probably will disappoint.

Why is it that the AR Guys/Ladies doesn't have M&G like other places do?

Pics I like.

Does the light really go off in the refrigerator when you close the door? Do you know anyone who should experiment with this? Originally Posted by tuckahoe

Yes, Ginger, immediately....