US Bobsled team renames their sled ‘Biden’ because nothing has taken America downhill faster

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US Bobsled team renames their sled ‘Biden’ because nothing has taken America downhill faster

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3 days ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

BEIJING—In preparation for the 2022 Winter Olympics, the US bobsled team has named their #1 sled “Biden” because nothing has taken America downhill faster.


“You want to have every advantage possible in bobsledding,” US team member Hakeem Abdul Saboor said. “We just feel that with the name ‘Biden’ on the front of our sled, we’re going to go downhill faster than anything’s ever gone.”


A documentary is in the works about the new “Biden” sled called Poo Runnings.


The US team is now favorites to win in the two-man and four-man events. The women’s team has not yet changed the name of their sleds.


“We didn’t change the name to Biden because frankly, it’s scary to go downhill that fast,” women’s team lead Sylvia Hoffman said. “We’re talking about going downhill faster than anything has ever gone downhill. We’re good but that’s crazy.”


Chinese Olympic Committee members have warned that the bobsled track may not be able to handle something going downhill as fast as a Biden America.


“This is unprecedented. Biden is asshoe!” COC Director Bruce Lee said.
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#### Salty
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Bullshit.

They named it Trump so they can deny the result for the next four years.
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#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
Bars open at 8:51 in Yinzerville?
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I quoted 1st post to Upset NY "lets go Joe" thread



Bullshit.

They named it Trump so they can deny the result for the next four years. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
you wishing them to not place Sir ????
2nd or 3rd ok, but I hope they hit GOLD now
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I quoted 1st post to Upset NY "lets go Joe" thread




you wishing them to not place Sir ????
2nd or 3rd ok, but I hope they hit GOLD now Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
If youse say so.
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Is this the Ed Sullivan show ?
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Is this the Ed Sullivan show ? Originally Posted by VitaMan
Ed Sullivan is past tense.
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sounds like satire.