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Neighborhood Hooker Midget seeks Retard in a Superhero Costume - w4m - 27 (south austin)
Date: 2010-04-23, 9:55PM CDT
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I'm an attractive, sexy and gainfully employed midget who, while getting pounded daily by all manner of *circus freaks* (you know who you are,
Rex!), seeks to fulfill a longtime fantasy of my very own.
I used to rebel at the word "midget' but of late, have decided to take back the power in the label. And I thought "If I'm physically a 'midget', then
perhaps I should join forces - sexually speaking - with a 'mental' midget".
HOT.
Point and laugh all you want...I'll be cumming all the way to the bank.
So if you or someone you know is mentally disabled, drop me a line. They often say that "God divides", which I take to mean that said retard will
be hung like...one of my arms. Please.
I'm cute, just shy of 4 ft, blonde and ready for cock ALL THE TIME. I !WILL! fuck you under the table.
Please make sure that you do have an IQ of less than 100, cute's a plus but not necessary, over 18 but less than 50. A girl's got to have
standards, ya know.
Don't forget your costume. It's a very important part of the fantasy for me. Thanks!
- Location: south austin
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