Famous Quotes

What are some of your favorite famous quotes?

I was reading about Lyndon B. Johnson and he had some really hilarious and totally graphic ways of expressing himself.

In referring to the Republicans, he once said:

They couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were written on the heel!

. . . Damn! That man could deliver an insult like a bull whip cutting flesh!

My two are
We will get him dead or alive
mission accomplished
by guess who

Man, ekim, you're sounding like a negative liberal drone

Man, ekim, you're sounding like a negative liberal drone Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Do you have a short term memory problem? told you before what i was.You still haven't convinced me you aren't a right winger

"As a society decays, its laws multiply." Cicero

In referring to the Republicans, he once said:

They couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were written on the heel! Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

I thinck LBJ actually said it about the Organization of American States.

A woman drove me to drink and i never had the common courtesy to THANK HER.....Some drunk guy at the bar.

A woman drove me to drink and i never had the common courtesy to THANK HER.....Some drunk guy at the bar. Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB

Actually, a variation of a WC Field line from the movie "Never Give a Sucker an Even Break". (1941)

The actual line from the movie is below:

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm so indebted to her for.

Be Careful & Enjoy!

Biomed1

I like this one from Thomas Jefferson

"To take from one because it is thought that his own industry and that of his father’s has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers, have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association—the guarantee to every one of a free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it."


Kim, it's odd, I don't feel compelled to convince you of anything.

Sex is good, sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid
everyone loves getting laid.

"Man has not evolved an inch from the primordial slime that spawned him."

I loved Winston Churchill

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

From Woody Allen's Love and Death (1975).

Sonja: Oh don't, Boris, please. Sex without love is an empty experience.
Boris: Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.