Face-sitting, spanking and female ejaculation are now illegal

Got an email from a friend in the UK several weeks ago and meant to post before my next extended hiatus.

Just fyi:

The UK Houses of Parliament recently enacted the following laws when it comes to paid for online porn. Face-sitting, spanking and female ejaculation will no longer be allowed. Neither will urologia (sexual acts involving urine), or penetration with the entire hand, or extremely large dildos.

A sexual health worker, sums it up: “The laws suggest it’s fine for me to choke on a man’s [penis] but not OK for a man to have a vulva on his face. Natural bodily functions for women are illegal, but male bodily ejaculation seems fine. It doesn’t make sense.”

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Fancyinheels's Avatar
Damn persnickety English. Yay for the freedom of America, where the most pornographic of sex acts are viewable by the minute.

Break down the average cost of enjoying online porn over an evening, and you'll find that having the in-person mutually-integrated "live" experience at, say, $250 per hour, is actually pretty reasonable, and much more satisfying.

Same as stupid laws
in U.S.
Mistress & porn star gets
paid for sex which is legal.

Try the same act from your
home and it's illegal.
daarakan's Avatar
Do you need to be a UK citizen to get a government job there? Director of Paid Online Porn watching (DPOP) sounds like an interesting job. I volunteer! I do wonder if viewing porn 8 hours a day, 5 days a week will cause some problems. The spouse of that person has to feel a little annoyed?

Free online porn is okay for all this stuff and really who pays for online porn anymore? It must be targeted only to specific fetish paid for content and even then, how does the government determine that you as an individual paid for said content versus viewed for free.
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