What Do you NOT Look For In A Provider

Having read three bad reviews recently (one moved to COED), I had to speak up.

For Me:

1. A provider that No Shows multiple clients at the last minute. See COED.
2. A provider that watches Ellen Degenerate while you are performing DATY because you won't write a review.
3. A provider whose Meow smells like rotten tuna fish with a duece thrown in.

In football, it's "Come On Man".

Come On, Ladies!

"On", a dick...

4. A provider with indications of mental or emotional instability

which WU eluded to more succinctly

I had this conversation with a provider a couple weeks ago. We agreed there is a difference between Ho Crazy and Bat Shit Crazy. I'm OK with a little Ho Crazy. I avoid the Bat Shit variety.

5. Texting or being otherwise distracted during the visit

6. Boring or ignorant personality/conversation.
7. Having a penis would also be a turn off for me (no offense to TS lovers).

8. Double Booking

Being off my more than10 lbs from photos.

Being off my more than10 lbs from photos. Originally Posted by BatteriesNotIncluded

What if it's on the - side of the +/- sliding scale?

Squirting. Having seen/experienced it a few times, it loses it's mystique. I'm still not convinced it's not pee particularly when it leaves a 3 foot puddle in my bed.

Squirting. Having seen/experienced it a few times, it loses it's mystique. I'm still not convinced it's not pee particularly when it leaves a 3 foot puddle in my bed. Originally Posted by Sjc21108

I've just checked a hobbyist off my list!

Hairy bush or hair any place other then head.
Drunk bitchs
Chicks that shit require penicillin
Chicks with shit penicillin can't cure.

I done wrote my pet peeves down already.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=399870

What if it's on the - side of the +/- sliding scale? Originally Posted by theCFE

Lol depends *where* those 10 lbs came off?

6. Boring or ignorant personality/conversation.
7. Having a penis would also be a turn off for me (no offense to TS lovers). Originally Posted by yardbird74

A +1 for #7 (and also no offense to TS lovers).

I'd say that a mustache or beard would be a bit of a turn off for me as well.