I live at the Treemont retirement home. Food is bullshit and I've had sex with everyone here. I'm 91 and these old ladies can't handle dick. My dick is huge. I catch the shuttle everywhere. It's just walking up the stairs. I took me an hour the other day. How do you see here if ladies have apartments with elevators or are on the first floor
Bengay Fever
The raging surge in libido among members of the aging population that is directly responsible for the wildfire spread of STDs amongst the elderly. Most acute in retirement communities in Florida and Arizona.
“Bengay Fever drove my grandfather to a life of sexual depravity as soon as he retired to Del Boca Vista.”