Please provide on the first floor

I live at the Treemont retirement home. Food is bullshit and I've had sex with everyone here. I'm 91 and these old ladies can't handle dick. My dick is huge. I catch the shuttle everywhere. It's just walking up the stairs. I took me an hour the other day. How do you see here if ladies have apartments with elevators or are on the first floor
winn dixie's Avatar
I'm thinking some lovely ladies gonna be chiming in soon.
I agree with first floor.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
We need a pool on how long this will last.
With a bartender
winn dixie's Avatar
We need a pool on how long this will last.
With a bartender Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
But but will it be Busty or Cendell commenting first?
Love those 2
R.M.'s Avatar
  • R.M.
  • 04-24-2024, 05:51 PM
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  • Busty
  • 04-24-2024, 05:54 PM
RM in first place...snick
This is funny


Cendell M's Avatar
Oh geezzz that was fast, welcome back loser, he’s using this handle to cover the other handle in The Main Discussion Forum. Get ready for the fun!
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
We didn't even get the pool odds set up and he's off to camp.
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  • Busty
  • 04-24-2024, 07:10 PM
Band Camp is full of
Nursing home runaways

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  • Busty
  • 04-24-2024, 08:09 PM
MASK is FALLING !!!
Cendell M's Avatar
Haha that was super fast, Im Telling you his new handle is being real proper like at the moment
NordicJag's Avatar
^^^^^ Yeah, but it's the same MO that he has been using lately.
I'm new and I need help.
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Next handle will be BenGay@DildoBanCamp
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Bengay Fever
The raging surge in libido among members of the aging population that is directly responsible for the wildfire spread of STDs amongst the elderly. Most acute in retirement communities in Florida and Arizona.
“Bengay Fever drove my grandfather to a life of sexual depravity as soon as he retired to Del Boca Vista.”