Been out of the game a bit

Returning to the hobby for a brief period and need suggestions to find the unicorn provider.

One that's easy on the eyes and spitfire in the bedroom.

I don't want a rentawife or girlfriend with a bunch of rules and off limits bullshit.
I am looking for one that is pretty much down for as much game as I can muster.

Any suggestions?

Birmingham to Tuscaloosa area's but I can roll if it is worth it.

Links to reviews for suggestions appreciated.